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"I never once failed; it took me thousands of steps to succeed. I learned a lot from the light bulbs that didn't work." Thomas Edison

"Failure is like fertilizer. It might stink, but it stimulates growth." Anonymous

Duff Beer for me, Duff beer for you, You have a Duff, I'll have one too...

Everyone remember the episode of the Simpsons where they go on vacation to Duffland. I found out today that my roomie had a cameo in this episode. The Seven Duffs are named Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful. It would appear that I live with Surly duff. (Only when she has had beers while cleaning the house.) I came home and was treated to some very entertaining behavior from our hot young friend. Don't worry Surly, I have been named the eighth duff, Agro duff. Celeste you were so funny. I LOVE IT!!!!! Cheers!! :)

Thank you sister!

Today I went out to my lil sister's new place in Sooke. Sooke is the "sticks" of Victoria. It is full of rednecks and yokels. (Excluding Lindz and fam of course!!!) It's kinda cute and quaint. We went for lunch at a local "pub" where we were approached by some locals. Then out on a hunt for a good cone of ice cream. After two stops, in at the Sooke General Store and then to the Sooke Tea room. We ended up at the Shell station where we did indeed get some great cones.
My sister's new place is so cute. I love it!!!! She is so happy there. She loves her work and her life. I wish that she lived a little closer to town (45min drive) but at least she is fairly close.
We had so much fun together. We have lived together for the majority of our lives, but it really proves what good friends we actually are when we just hang out and have a blast together.
We did make overs and then I decided to sleep over in Sooke as opposed to driving back to the city in the dark.
I drove back in the morning with a great cup of coffee from Timmy's and enjoyed the scenery.
I hope the wifey was OK without me...

Sugar Momma or Daddy...We should all have one, in my opinion.

Ok, time to explain the last post. The Grunt and I got talking about sugar daddies. He admitted that Oprah would be his ideal sugar momma. I think that this is a smart choice indeed. She has the power, the wealth and is a smokin hottie (Ernie gives the shifty eyes)...I thought about my ideal sugar daddy and after much consideration, I have picked Bill Gates. Of course there is the obvious fact that he is stinkin loaded. No I don't think that loaded is enough to explain his level of wealth. He is damn, frickin' filthy, RICH!!!!!!!!!! Seeing as I am not a gold digger, it is for other reasons that I have picked this man to sponsor me. I have a lot that I can bring to his table. He needs me. Oh who the heck am I kidding, I'm a gold digger. This is all about the money!!!! But really what else is a sugar anything for, but to satisfy all of your cravings?...
Who would be your sugar daddy/mama? Please explain your choice.

Yours truly,

Ernie Gates

OPRAH and her sugar momma rocks...

Updated and explained in the comments section. Please read!!!

Happy Anniversary Baby!

Well it is almost our one week anniversary of roomatedom. All is well on the homefront. Let's take a lil recap of our week. Wednesday Celeste and Ernie went out to dinner with lil bird and lil bro at a pub. Thursday Celeste made an amazing dinner for two! Saturday we went out dancing. Sunday we went to a live concert in the park with Sahh . Monday we went to the waterslides and Celeste made another amazing dinner! I would have to say the honeymoon period is going pretty well. No signs of storms on the horizon. We have discovered some new things about eachother as well... We both suffer from tension headaches and Ernie is the fastest roomate on the waterslides. (Haha, yes I'm a jerk!) I will post some pics from the week soon I hope;)

HMMM...Really?

Things that I often ponder:

-Why do Canadians say "eh?" (We do, even if you say you don't, U DO!)
-Why do you always want things that you can't have and take advantage of those that you do have?
-Why can't life be a bit more simplistic?
-Why do mean people always get their way? (Karma just doesn't always straighten them out no matter how much I wish it to.)
-Why would John Mayer date Jessica Simpson!? What is up with that. (Besides the fact that she is a blonde hottie. Quote taken from a tabloid on the net: "I can see it. He dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, so you know he's not going for the brains.") Oh John, You lose a couple points in my book for this one.
-Why would Jessica Simpson date John Mayer? (Not a chach. He has talent and intellect. Not really her type, right?.)

Some of the many mysteries of my world.