Sugar Momma or Daddy...We should all have one, in my opinion.
Ok, time to explain the last post. The Grunt and I got talking about sugar daddies. He admitted that Oprah would be his ideal sugar momma. I think that this is a smart choice indeed. She has the power, the wealth and is a smokin hottie (Ernie gives the shifty eyes)...I thought about my ideal sugar daddy and after much consideration, I have picked Bill Gates. Of course there is the obvious fact that he is stinkin loaded. No I don't think that loaded is enough to explain his level of wealth. He is damn, frickin' filthy, RICH!!!!!!!!!! Seeing as I am not a gold digger, it is for other reasons that I have picked this man to sponsor me. I have a lot that I can bring to his table. He needs me. Oh who the heck am I kidding, I'm a gold digger. This is all about the money!!!! But really what else is a sugar anything for, but to satisfy all of your cravings?...
Who would be your sugar daddy/mama? Please explain your choice.
Yours truly,
Ernie Gates
Who would be your sugar daddy/mama? Please explain your choice.
Yours truly,
Ernie Gates
posted by Ernie at 12:35 PM
12 Comments:
Well, mine is already explained, but I would provide professional spooning services to wealthy women if marriage was off the table. That might even be the way to go, come to think of it. Are we still working on that business plan, Ernie?
Sure am Grunt!!!! You will be my professional spooner.
it is settled. (Well not MY spooner, the business's spooner) *Ernie all flustered* It would be a half hour of spooning, the timer rings and they are outta there! NEXT!
Aren't YOU my sugar daddy?!
lol, u know it b***h, I mean slave, I mean friend:)
This could totally be a sitcom idea! "A sugar 'daddy', a 'wife', and a spooning bachelor for hire".
I am too mean to play the wife. I'm sorry Celeste. I don't know why I lashed out so. I forgot to take my meds.
I have to go with Anna Nicole Smith. I just want to return the favor of someone who is famous for having a sugar daddy. Besides, she is so inteligent and classy. Actually, Hugh Hefner would be my real choice. It sounds fruity for a guy to have a sugar daddy, until you think about what kind of sugar Hef has lying all over his place.
Ernie...no argument here. You are too mean to be a wife. That's why you make such a fabulous husband!
Mine would be Kanye West for obvious reasons.
why are all of the men picking MEN?!
To each his own I suppose!
Well I may just follow suit then...If I were to pick a sugar momma, who would it be...I really awant to say Oprah too, but she is already taken... maybe Elizabeth Taylor. She would leave me all of her diamonds in the will.
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