HMMM...Really?
Things that I often ponder:
-Why do Canadians say "eh?" (We do, even if you say you don't, U DO!)
-Why do you always want things that you can't have and take advantage of those that you do have?
-Why can't life be a bit more simplistic?
-Why do mean people always get their way? (Karma just doesn't always straighten them out no matter how much I wish it to.)
-Why would John Mayer date Jessica Simpson!? What is up with that. (Besides the fact that she is a blonde hottie. Quote taken from a tabloid on the net: "I can see it. He dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, so you know he's not going for the brains.") Oh John, You lose a couple points in my book for this one.
-Why would Jessica Simpson date John Mayer? (Not a chach. He has talent and intellect. Not really her type, right?.)
Some of the many mysteries of my world.
posted by Ernie at 5:39 PM
8 Comments:
i had no idea they were dating thanks for keeping me up to date on the gossip:)
i like to think that karma will eventually catch up with them
Nice new blog template darlin!
I used to love John. Now I'm just sad for him. a) because that picture is just aweful. and b) because he is dating Jessica Simpson so he obviously took some bad drugs and hasn't recovered from his trip yet
He does look a lil cracked out! He is probably trying to numb himself from his whole "John Mayor Trio" disaster.
Whatever the initial attraction was
**cough**double DDs**cough**
I heard that big daddy Joe is excited. He is hoping they'll do a song together and help Jessica's career. Please no, John, no.
Keep them coming, Ernie. I want to hear your take on how cheesburgers are a yummy tool of Satan. That and anything related to Oprah. We were talking about sugar daddies in the last post. That would be my equivalent.
Why are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson popular? Can we start there first? I mean really, "your body is a wonderland"? That's the cheesiest lyric I've ever heard.
What makes it even more nausiating about "Your body is a wonderland" is that he wrote it about jennifer love hewitt. Barfff!!!!
My next post will be about Oprah and the diamond rocks she wears as earrings. My hero!
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